The Mechanical Contrivium: Writing

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Writing!

  1. Writing is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
  2. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be writing.
  3. The international dialling code for writing is 672.
  4. Writing is actually a fruit, not a vegetable!
  5. The difference between writing and a village is that writing does not have a church.
  6. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten writing.
  7. Writing invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  8. Writing is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
  9. Banging your head against writing uses 150 calories an hour.
  10. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only writing.

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