The Mechanical Contrivium: Newclearpunk

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Newclearpunk!

1. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be newclearpunk!
2. The first domain name ever registered was newclearpunk.com.
3. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Newclearpunk', hated newclearpunk and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
4. Only one person in two billion will live to be newclearpunk.
5. Newclearpunk will always turn right when leaving a cave!
6. It is bad luck to walk under newclearpunk.
7. Cats use their newclearpunk to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
8. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but newclearpunk can not!
9. Newclearpunk was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom its name comes.
10. Newclearpunk can turn its stomach inside out.