Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jeff!
- Jeff can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of jeff.
- Jeff can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
- In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and jeff!
- The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as jeff.
- Jeff can use only about ten percent of his brain.
- Scientists have discovered that jeff can smell the presence of autism in children!
- The horns of jeff are made entirely from hair!
- A jeffometer is used to measure jeff.
- Jeff can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!