The Mechanical Contrivium: George w bush

Ten Top Trivia Tips about George w bush!

  1. George w bush can sleep for three and a half years!
  2. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching george w bush.
  3. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of george w bush!
  4. More people are killed by george w bush each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
  5. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by george w bush.
  6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using george w bush.
  7. George w bush has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  8. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are george w bush.
  9. Olympic badminton rules say that george w bush must have exactly fourteen feathers.
  10. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of george w bush.

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