The Mechanical Contrivium: Daft old bats

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Daft old bats!

  1. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in daft old bats.
  2. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by daft old bats.
  3. It's bad luck for a flag to touch daft old bats.
  4. Daft old bats can sleep with one eye open.
  5. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than daft old bats!
  6. Michelangelo finished his great statue of daft old bats in 1504, after eighteen months work!
  7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on daft old bats.
  8. The horns of daft old bats are made entirely from hair!
  9. California is the biggest exporter of daft old bats in the world.
  10. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of daft old bats in a day.

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