The Mechanical Contrivium: Chosha

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chosha!

1. When provoked, chosha will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
2. Abraham Lincoln, who invented chosha, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
3. Peanuts and chosha are beans!
4. Chosha can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
5. The average duration of sexual intercourse for chosha is two minutes.
6. The difference between chosha and a village is that chosha does not have a church.
7. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's chosha supply!
8. Chosha was originally called Cheerioats.
9. The first domain name ever registered was chosha.com.
10. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing chosha.