The Mechanical Contrivium: Chelsyliz

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chelsyliz!

1. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up chelsyliz.
2. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by chelsyliz as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
3. The liquid inside chelsyliz can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
4. Chelsyliz has four noses.
5. Chelsyliz can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
6. Michelangelo finished his great statue of chelsyliz in 1504, after eighteen months work!
7. In Chinese, the sound 'chelsyliz' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
8. Chelsyliz is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than chelsyliz!
9. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat chelsyliz'!
10. Chelsyliz was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.