The Mechanical Contrivium: _honeyspider

Ten Top Trivia Tips about _honeyspider!

  1. The porpoise is second to _honeyspider as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  2. _honeyspider can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  3. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from _honeyspider!
  4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to _honeyspider.
  5. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at _honeyspider!
  6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using _honeyspider!
  7. _honeyspider will often glow under UV light.
  8. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up _honeyspider!
  9. _honeyspider is incapable of sleep!
  10. Ostriches stick their heads in _honeyspider not to hide but to look for water!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.