The Mechanical Contrivium: Zaphod

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zaphod!

1. Zaphod was declared extinct in 1902.
2. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Zaphod on New Year's Day.
3. Zaphod has a memory span of three seconds!
4. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Zaphod.
5. Zaphod has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
6. Zaphod was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
7. If you chew gum while peeling Zaphod then it will stop you from crying.
8. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Zaphod is two minutes.
9. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Zaphod.
10. Zaphod is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Zaphod.