The Mechanical Contrivium: Yvonne

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yvonne!

1. Worldwide, Yvonne is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
2. Peanuts and Yvonne are beans.
3. Yvonneocracy is government by Yvonne!
4. Olive oil was used for washing Yvonne in the ancient Mediterranean world.
5. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Yvonne and water.
6. Yvonne never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
7. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Yvonne.
8. Yvonne can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis!
9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Yvonne floating in their swimming pools.
10. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Yvonne.