The Mechanical Contrivium: Yuna

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yuna!

  1. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Yuna.
  2. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Yuna!
  3. When provoked, Yuna will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
  4. The most dangerous form of Yuna is the bicycle!
  5. When Yuna is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  6. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Yuna!
  7. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Yuna!
  8. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Yuna.
  9. If you put a drop of liquor on Yuna, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  10. Donald Duck's middle name is Yuna!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.