The Mechanical Contrivium: Yan

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yan!

1. Yan can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
2. About 100 people choke to death on Yan each year!
3. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Yan.
4. If you break Yan, you will get seven years of bad luck.
5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Yan, and 400 times smaller!
6. You can tell if Yan has been hard-boiled by spinning it. If it stands up, it is hard-boiled.
7. Yan can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
8. Europe is the only continent that lacks Yan!
9. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Yan can not.
10. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Yan!