The Mechanical Contrivium: Xenomorphs

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Xenomorphs!

  1. Xenomorphs have a memory span of three seconds.
  2. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Xenomorphs.
  3. The Xenomorph-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Xenomorph-fights take place there every day.
  4. Without Xenomorphs, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
  5. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Xenomorphs.
  6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Xenomorphs!
  7. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Xenomorphs as they rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  8. Xenomorphs are the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
  9. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Xenomorphs.
  10. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Xenomorphs.

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