The Mechanical Contrivium: Wuching

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wuching!

  1. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Wuching as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  2. Over half of Americans are officially Wuching.
  3. Red Wuching at night, shepherd's delight. Red Wuching at morning, shepherd's warning.
  4. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Wuching for the rest of the day.
  5. You share your birthday with Wuching.
  6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Wuching.
  7. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Wuching.
  8. The colour of Wuching is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
  9. Wuching will often glow under UV light.
  10. If you toss Wuching 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!

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