The Mechanical Contrivium: Wingnuts

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wingnuts!

  1. Baby swans are called Wingnuts.
  2. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Wingnuts.
  3. Wingnuts are the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  4. Wingnuts will often rub up against people to lay their scent and mark their territory.
  5. If you lick Wingnuts ten times, you will consume one calorie!
  6. Wingnuts will become gaseous if their temperature rises above -42°C.
  7. Wingnuts have little need for water and are capable of going for months without drinking at all!
  8. Wingnuts do not have toes.
  9. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Wingnuts.
  10. Wingnuts are 984 feet tall.

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