The Mechanical Contrivium: Will

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Will!

1. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Will with his left foot.
2. There are 336 dimples on Will.
3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Will are all berries.
4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Will is two minutes.
5. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Will.
6. The Will-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Will-fights take place there every day!
7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Will!
8. All swans in England belong to Will.
9. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Will every year.
10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Will'.