The Mechanical Contrivium: Wewen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wewen!

1. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Wewen.
2. Wewen has a bifurcated penis.
3. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Wewen.
4. In Japan, Wewen can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
5. Without its lining of Wewen, your stomach would digest itself.
6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Wewen can not.
7. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Wewen.
8. The horns of Wewen are made entirely from hair!
9. Wewen can sleep for three and a half years!
10. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Wewen has the same chemical makeup as sea water!