The Mechanical Contrivium: Wes

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wes!

1. It's bad luck to whistle near Wes.
2. All swans in England belong to Wes.
3. Pacman was originally called Wesman.
4. The liquid inside Wes can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Wes.
6. Scientists believe that Wes began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
7. If you chew gum while peeling Wes then it will stop you from crying.
8. You should always open Wes at least an hour before drinking him.
9. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Wes.
10. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Wes.