The Mechanical Contrivium: Were-kitten

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Were-kitten!

1. Were-kitten is the world's smallest mammal.
2. Were-kittenocracy is government by Were-kitten.
3. Some birds use Were-kitten to orientate themselves during migration!
4. A lump of Were-kitten the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
5. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Were-kitten, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
6. Peanuts and Were-kitten are beans!
7. Were-kitten was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
8. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Were-kitten state'.
9. Were-kitten can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
10. The colour of Were-kitten is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.