The Mechanical Contrivium: Wenkgirl

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wenkgirl!

1. Wenkgirl can taste with her feet.
2. Wenkgirl can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Wenkgirl!
4. If you drop Wenkgirl from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
5. About one tenth of Wenkgirl is permanently covered in ice!
6. Wenkgirl was originally green, and actually contained cocaine!
7. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Wenkgirl.
8. In Japan, Wenkgirl can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
9. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Wenkgirl as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
10. You should always open Wenkgirl at least an hour before drinking her.