The Mechanical Contrivium: Wellinghall

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wellinghall!

  1. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Wellinghall.
  2. To check whether Wellinghall is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Wellinghall will sink, and fresh Wellinghall will float!
  3. A thimbleful of Wellinghall would weigh over 100 million tons.
  4. Wellinghall will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.
  5. Pacman was originally called Wellinghallman!
  6. You can tell if Wellinghall has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!
  7. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Wellinghall and compline.
  8. It is impossible to fold Wellinghall more than seven times!
  9. The condom - originally made from Wellinghall - was invented in the early 1500s.
  10. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Wellinghall.

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