The Mechanical Contrivium: WeirDfunK

Ten Top Trivia Tips about WeirDfunK!

  1. WeirDfunK is the world's tallest woman.
  2. The colour of WeirDfunK is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
  3. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same WeirDfunK.
  4. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal WeirDfunK.
  5. Until the 1960s, WeirDfunK was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
  6. Lightning strikes WeirDfunK over seven times every hour!
  7. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of WeirDfunK to reach the earth's core!
  8. Apples are covered with a thin layer of WeirDfunK!
  9. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat WeirDfunK, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  10. New Zealand was the first place to allow WeirDfunK to vote!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.