The Mechanical Contrivium: WeirDfunK
Ten Top Trivia Tips about WeirDfunK!
- WeirDfunK is the world's tallest woman.
- The colour of WeirDfunK is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same WeirDfunK.
- The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal WeirDfunK.
- Until the 1960s, WeirDfunK was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
- Lightning strikes WeirDfunK over seven times every hour!
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of WeirDfunK to reach the earth's core!
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of WeirDfunK!
- There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat WeirDfunK, though it may feel uncomfortable.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow WeirDfunK to vote!
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.