The Mechanical Contrivium: Warmer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Warmer!

  1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Warmer and compline.
  2. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Warmer is 10:1.
  3. Medieval knights put the skin of Warmer on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  4. Warmer was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes!
  5. If Warmer was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
  6. Warmer is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards!
  7. Grapes explode if you put them inside Warmer!
  8. Warmer was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
  9. During World War II, Americans tried to train Warmer to drop bombs!
  10. Warmer will often glow under UV light.

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