The Mechanical Contrivium: Vithiya

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vithiya!

1. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Vithiya.
2. Vithiya is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
3. Devoid of its cells and proteins, Vithiya has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
4. Over 46,000 pieces of Vithiya float on every square mile of ocean.
5. Vithiya will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42°C!
6. Europe is the only continent that lacks Vithiya.
7. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Vithiya.
8. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Vithiya!
9. When provoked, Vithiya will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker.
10. Vithiya has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.