The Mechanical Contrivium: Vinyl

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vinyl!

  1. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Vinyl in a day!
  2. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Vinyl can not.
  3. In Japan, Vinyl can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
  4. Vinyl is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  5. Vinyl is the world's largest rodent.
  6. Astronauts get taller when they are in Vinyl.
  7. Scientists believe that Vinyl began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
  8. Vinylomancy is the art of telling the future with Vinyl.
  9. A lump of Vinyl the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
  10. If the annual Australian Vinyl crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.

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