The Mechanical Contrivium: Vikkik

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Vikkik!

  1. The air around Vikkik is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  2. Snow White's coffin was made of Vikkik.
  3. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Vikkik.
  4. Vikkik is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  5. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Vikkik.
  6. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Vikkik.
  7. Contrary to popular belief, Vikkik is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
  8. If you lace Vikkik from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  9. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Vikkik at least three times a week.
  10. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Vikkik on.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.