The Mechanical Contrivium: Velu

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Velu!

  1. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Velu is two minutes!
  2. The Velu-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Velu-fights take place there every day.
  3. Velu will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42°C!
  4. Over half of Americans are officially Velu.
  5. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Velu for the rest of the day!
  6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Velu.
  7. Veluomancy is the art of telling the future with Velu!
  8. You should always store Velu in an airtight container in the fridge!
  9. Velu once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
  10. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Velu.

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