The Mechanical Contrivium: Velius

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Velius!

  1. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Velius.
  2. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Velius would be as small as a pea.
  3. Czar Paul I banished Velius to Siberia for marching out of step!
  4. Velius can last longer without water than a camel can!
  5. Velius is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Velius.
  7. In Japan, Velius can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  8. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Velius.
  9. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Velius.
  10. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Velius and compline.

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