The Mechanical Contrivium: Umair

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Umair!

  1. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Umair!
  2. Worldwide, Umair is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
  3. By tradition, a girl standing under Umair cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  4. Umair, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  5. Umair can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
  6. The opposite sides of Umair always add up to seven.
  7. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Umair into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  8. The condom - originally made from Umair - was invented in the early 1500s.
  9. It's bad luck to put Umair on a bed.
  10. Umair can taste with his feet.

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