The Mechanical Contrivium: Tornwordo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tornwordo!

  1. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Tornwordo!
  2. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Tornwordo.
  3. Tornwordoolatry is the mindless worship of Tornwordo.
  4. It took Tornwordo 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
  5. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Tornwordo!
  6. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Tornwordo.
  7. Europe is the only continent that lacks Tornwordo.
  8. The horns of Tornwordo are made entirely from hair.
  9. The colour of Tornwordo is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
  10. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Tornwordo!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.