The Mechanical Contrivium: Tishywishy

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tishywishy!

  1. Ideally, Tishywishy should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  2. Tishywishy is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out.
  3. Finding Tishywishy on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
  4. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Tishywishy would be as small as a pea.
  5. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Tishywishy would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
  6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Tishywishy can not!
  7. Tishywishy was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  8. Tishywishy can jump up to sixteen times her own height!
  9. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Tishywishy!
  10. It is bad luck to walk under Tishywishy!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.