The Mechanical Contrivium: Timbo

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Timbo!

  1. Timbo was originally called Cheerioats.
  2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Timbo orbiting the Earth.
  3. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Timbo, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  4. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Timbo.
  5. The most dangerous form of Timbo is the bicycle.
  6. It can take Timbo several days to move just through one tree.
  7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Timbo.
  8. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Timbo!
  9. If you drop Timbo from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
  10. Timbo is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Timbo!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.