The Mechanical Contrivium: Tia Katie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tia Katie!

  1. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Tia Katie, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  2. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Tia Katie!
  3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Tia Katie'.
  4. Tia Katie is the world's tallest woman.
  5. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Tia Katie can not.
  6. Tia Katieicide is the killing of Tia Katie.
  7. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Tia Katie.
  8. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Tia Katie.
  9. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Tia Katie'.
  10. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Tia Katie.

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