The Mechanical Contrivium: TheCrankyOne

Ten Top Trivia Tips about TheCrankyOne!

1. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of TheCrankyOne in your ear 700 times!
2. TheCrankyOne can not regurgitate!
3. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by TheCrankyOne!
4. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in TheCrankyOne.
5. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than TheCrankyOne!
6. The fingerprints of TheCrankyOne are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
7. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of TheCrankyOne.
8. TheCrankyOne can smell some things up to six miles away.
9. If you break TheCrankyOne, you will get seven years of bad luck.
10. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are TheCrankyOne.