The Mechanical Contrivium: The Carson Family

Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Carson Family!

  1. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up The Carson Family.
  2. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than The Carson Family, and 400 times smaller!
  3. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of The Carson Family!
  4. The Carson Family is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!
  5. Without its lining of The Carson Family, your stomach would digest itself.
  6. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as The Carson Family.
  7. When The Carson Family are swallowed, they will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  8. The only planet that rotates on its side is The Carson Family.
  9. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat The Carson Family'.
  10. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten The Carson Family!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.