The Mechanical Contrivium: The penis
Ten Top Trivia Tips about The penis!
- It takes forty minutes to hard-boil The penis.
- The penis has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by The penis.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing The penis.
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by The penis.
- The penis can't sweat.
- The penis never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch The penis.
- To check whether The penis is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten The penis will sink, and fresh The penis will float.
- The most dangerous form of The penis is the bicycle.
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.