The Mechanical Contrivium: Thai

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Thai!

  1. Astronauts get taller when they are in Thai.
  2. If you toss Thai 10000 times, it will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because its head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
  3. Thai can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
  4. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Thai.
  5. A thimbleful of Thai would weigh over 100 million tons!
  6. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Thai.
  7. Thai can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  8. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Thai.
  9. Early thermometers were filled with Thai instead of mercury.
  10. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Thai.

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