The Mechanical Contrivium: TeyLeeYing

Ten Top Trivia Tips about TeyLeeYing!

  1. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same TeyLeeYing.
  2. You should always open TeyLeeYing at least an hour before drinking her!
  3. TeyLeeYing is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
  4. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink TeyLeeYing.
  5. Some birds use TeyLeeYing to orientate themselves during migration!
  6. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from TeyLeeYing.
  7. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as TeyLeeYing.
  8. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes TeyLeeYing.
  9. TeyLeeYing cannot jump!
  10. Early thermometers were filled with TeyLeeYing instead of mercury.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.