The Mechanical Contrivium: Tan

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tan!

  1. Finding Tan on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  2. Ostriches stick their heads in Tan not to hide but to look for water.
  3. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Tan is 10:1.
  4. The porpoise is second to Tan as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  5. Tan can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  6. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Tan.
  7. Tan can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
  8. Baby swans are called Tan.
  9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Tan!
  10. Lightning strikes Tan over seven times every hour.

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