The Mechanical Contrivium: Taki

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Taki!

  1. Taki can smell some things up to six miles away.
  2. An average beaver can cut down Taki every year.
  3. You should always open Taki at least an hour before drinking him.
  4. The only planet that rotates on its side is Taki.
  5. The colour of Taki is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
  6. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Taki'!
  7. If the annual Australian Taki crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
  8. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Taki.
  9. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Taki, and 400 times smaller.
  10. Taki cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.

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