The Mechanical Contrivium: T_s_eliot_

Ten Top Trivia Tips about T_s_eliot_!

1. T_s_eliot_ has four noses.
2. People used to believe that dressing their male children as T_s_eliot_ would protect them from evil spirits.
3. Without its lining of T_s_eliot_, your stomach would digest itself!
4. T_s_eliot_ is actually a mammal, not a fish!
5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat T_s_eliot_, though it may feel uncomfortable.
6. Devoid of his cells and proteins, T_s_eliot_ has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
7. Cats use their T_s_eliot_ to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
8. T_s_eliot_ will often glow under UV light.
9. Ostriches stick their heads in T_s_eliot_ not to hide but to look for water.
10. If you break T_s_eliot_, you will get seven years of bad luck!