The Mechanical Contrivium: Szue

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Szue!

  1. The air around Szue is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
  2. Szue is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  3. Szue has a memory span of three seconds!
  4. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Szue'!
  5. Scientists believe that Szue began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  6. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Szue!
  7. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Szue!
  8. Szue was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  9. Szue can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  10. The most dangerous form of Szue is the bicycle!

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