The Mechanical Contrivium: Suzer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Suzer!

  1. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Suzer.
  2. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Suzer would protect them from evil spirits.
  3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Suzer fighting underground.
  4. In its entire life, Suzer will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
  5. Suzer is worth its weight in gold - literally!
  6. California is the biggest exporter of Suzer in the world!
  7. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Suzer.
  8. Lightning strikes Suzer over seven times every hour!
  9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Suzer.
  10. If you chew gum while peeling Suzer then it will stop you from crying.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.