The Mechanical Contrivium: Subra

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Subra!

1. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Subra.
2. Subra is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
3. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Subra from each salad served in first class!
4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Subra is two minutes.
5. Originally, Subra could not fly.
6. If you toss Subra 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
7. Subra can not regurgitate.
8. Subra never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
9. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Subra.
10. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Subra.