The Mechanical Contrivium: Storm

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Storm!

  1. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Storm!
  2. Storm has a memory span of three seconds!
  3. Storm can't sweat!
  4. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Storm.
  5. Storm can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
  6. Americans discard enough Storm to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  7. The colour of Storm is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  8. If you drop Storm from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
  9. Storm has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  10. The opposite sides of Storm always add up to seven.

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