The Mechanical Contrivium: Steph

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Steph!

  1. Steph can last longer without water than a camel can!
  2. Steph is the world's smallest mammal!
  3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Steph'!
  4. The colour of Steph is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  5. Steph is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
  6. Steph is only six percent water!
  7. The difference between Steph and a village is that Steph does not have a church.
  8. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Steph.
  9. Never store Steph at room temperature.
  10. If you blow out all the candles on Steph with one breath, your wish will come true.

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