The Mechanical Contrivium: Squidbag

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Squidbag!

  1. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Squidbag!
  2. By tradition, a girl standing under Squidbag cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  3. The colour of Squidbag is no indication of its spiciness, but size usually is!
  4. To check whether Squidbag is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten Squidbag will sink, and fresh Squidbag will float.
  5. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Squidbag.
  6. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Squidbag.
  7. If you break Squidbag, you will get seven years of bad luck!
  8. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Squidbag'!
  9. Squidbag was declared extinct in 1902.
  10. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Squidbag.

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