The Mechanical Contrivium: Spudly

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Spudly!

  1. In Chinese, the sound 'Spudly' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
  2. The porpoise is second to Spudly as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  3. Spudly is incapable of sleep!
  4. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Spudly.
  5. By tradition, a girl standing under Spudly cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
  6. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Spudly.
  7. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Spudly in your ear 700 times.
  8. If you break Spudly, you will get seven years of bad luck!
  9. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Spudly state'.
  10. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Spudly.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.