The Mechanical Contrivium: Spawnkitty

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Spawnkitty!

  1. Grapes explode if you put them inside Spawnkitty!
  2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Spawnkitty orbiting the Earth!
  3. A lump of Spawnkitty the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  4. Spawnkitty will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
  5. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Spawnkitty!
  6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Spawnkitty for the rest of the day!
  7. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Spawnkitty!
  8. Spawnkitty was the first Tsar of Russia.
  9. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Spawnkitty.
  10. The condom - originally made from Spawnkitty - was invented in the early 1500s!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.