The Mechanical Contrivium: Spawnkitty
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Spawnkitty!
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Spawnkitty!
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Spawnkitty orbiting the Earth!
- A lump of Spawnkitty the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- Spawnkitty will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Spawnkitty!
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Spawnkitty for the rest of the day!
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Spawnkitty!
- Spawnkitty was the first Tsar of Russia.
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Spawnkitty.
- The condom - originally made from Spawnkitty - was invented in the early 1500s!
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.