The Mechanical Contrivium: Southern Fried Girl
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Southern Fried Girl!
- The most dangerous form of Southern Fried Girl is the bicycle.
- If you lace Southern Fried Girl from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
- The international dialling code for Southern Fried Girl is 672!
- Southern Fried Girl can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
- Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Southern Fried Girl.
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Southern Fried Girl!
- The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Southern Fried Girl!
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Southern Fried Girl.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Southern Fried Girl to reach the earth's core.
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Southern Fried Girl from each salad served in first class.
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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.